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1 Dollar and 100 Dollar Bill

One day, a one dollar bill and a hundred dollar bill got folded together and began talking about their life experiences.

The hundred dollar bill began to brag:

"I've had a great life," he said. "I've been to all the big hotels, Donald Trump himself used me at his casino, I've been in the wallets of Fortune 500 board members, I've flown from one end of the country to the other! I've even been in the wallet of two Presidents of the United States, and once when Princess Diana visited the US, she used me to buy a packet of gum."

In awe, the dollar humbly responded, "Gee, nothing like that has ever happened to me, ...but I have been to church a lot!"

Posted by Ken Sapp on May 5, 2006 08:00 AM | Link
Category: Humor
Average: 2.76 (33 votes) | Rate It: 1 2 3 4 5 | (5="Great", 1="Bad")
Keywords: giving, offering, sacrifice, tithes

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i need to bring some sort of tension breaker to my youth discussion group

Posted by: rodney | August 29, 2006 01:39 PM

very very good

Posted by: po | October 11, 2006 09:40 AM

How about Mr. Penny? I would love a link from you.

Keep it up.

Bobby

Posted by: Bobby Sweezy | September 5, 2007 10:50 AM

i got $ 40.00

Posted by: austin dail | December 20, 2007 12:14 PM

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