Don't Walk
A little old lady in New York for the first time, crossed Times Square against traffic and somehow managed to make it safely to the opposite curb, where a traffic cop was glaring at her with strong disapproval. "Didn't you see that sign?" he asked.
"What sign?" the lady asked.
The policeman pointed at the flashing warning on the traffic signal, "DON'T WALK."
"Oh I saw it all right," the lady said, "but I thought it was an ad for a bus company."


























