Eradicating Rodents From Your Church
Squirrels had overrun 3 small churches in a town. After much prayer, the pastor of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. Who was he to interfere with God's will? he reasoned. Soon the squirrels multiplied.
The pastor of second church decided that could not harm the squirrels, so that humanely trapped them and set them free outside of town. Three days later, they were back.
The third church succeeded in keeping the pest away. The pastor baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.
Title: Eradicating Rodents From Your Church
Posted by Ken Sapp on November 5, 2005 12:52 AM | Link
Category: Humor
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Keywords: Church Membership
