Humorous Questions of Life

- If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
- If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
- When a cow laughs does milk go up its nose?
- Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines?
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
- How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
- If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
- What's another word for thesaurus?
- Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
- What do they use to ship styrofoam?
- Why is abbreviation such a long word?
- Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
- Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
- How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
- When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
- Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs?
- Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
- Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
- If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?