Jesus: His Ministry Today
If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth over again today, He would be wanted by...
The FDA for turning water into wine without a license,
The EPA for killing fig trees,
The AMA for practicing medicine without a license,
The Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000
people in the wilderness,
The NEA for teaching without a certificate,
OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,
The SPCA for driving hogs into the sea,
The NATIONAL BOARD OF PSYCHIATRISTS for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life,
The NOW for not choosing a woman among the 12 disciples,
The ABORTION RIGHTS LEAGUE for saying that whoever harms children, it is better that they had never been born,
The INTER-FAITH MOVEMENT for condemning all other religions,
And by the ZONING DEPT. for building mansions without a permit.
Title: Jesus: His Ministry Today
Posted by Ken Sapp on March 8, 2010 11:40 AM | Link
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