Job Description for Mothers

"Mother of all jobs"

An exhilaratively exhausting profession, exceedingly rewarding and exhaustively expensive. Guarantees educational and medical debts.

The work hours require 24 hour-a-day, seven day a week attention with unexplained and unprogrammed emergency calls. Warning: occupationally hazardous to your health, lasting a lifetime. No previous experience needed.

Apply at the labor department, Ob-gyn ward of the hospital of your choice.

Reference needed: one qualified, encouraging, husband, who is willing to join you in this venture, no experience needed.

Benefits: The product of your labor is a one of a kind, designer gift from God and responds to a lifetime of love, attention, and nourishment. Batteries not required. No exchanges or refunds accepted.

Book of instruction: The book of Proverbs, The Holy Bible.