No Excuse Sunday
- Cots will be placed in the foyer for those who say "Sunday is my only day to sleep in."
- We will have steel helmets for those who think the church is going to fall down
- Space heaters will be available for those that say the church is too cold, and fans for those who say it is too hot.
- We will have hearing aids for those who say "The Pastor talks too softly," and cotton for those who say HE preaches too loudly.
- Score cards for those who wish to list hypocrites present.
- Some relatives will be in attendance for those who like to go visiting on Sundays.
- There will be TV dinners for those who can't go to Church and cook dinner also.
- One section will be devoted to trees and grass for those who like to see God in Nature.
- Finally the Sanctuary will be decorated with both Christmas poinsettias and Easter Lilies for those who have never seen the church without them.
Title: No Excuse Sunday
Posted by Ken Sapp on March 24, 2006 10:45 PM | Link
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