Points to Ponder

* Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
* Is infancy a sin for infants if adultery is a sit for adults?
* How do I set my laser printer on stun?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to also?
* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
* If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
* If you're born again, do you have 2 belly buttons?
* If you ate pasta and antipasta, which have you done?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
* What happens when none of your bees wax?
* If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole plane made of this material?
* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
* If most car accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why doesn't everyone move?