Turkey Talk
What does a turkey say?
"Gobble, gobble, gobble"?
A jewelry-lovin' turkey?
"Bauble bauble bauble"
A dyslexic turkey?
"Boggle boggle boggle"
A turkey in the shoe repair shop?
"Cobble cobble cobble"
A turkey with a sore leg?
"Hobble hobble hobble."
A football turkey say?
"Huddle, huddle, huddle"
A dieting turkey?
"Nibble, nibble nibble."
A turkey who argues a lot?
"Squabble squabble squabble."
Dizzy Turkey?
"Wobble wobble wobble!"
Title: Turkey Talk
Posted by Ken Sapp on November 17, 2008 12:38 PM | Link
Category: Humor
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Keywords: Thanksgiving humor, Holiday jokes, Turkeys
