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Valentine's Day Definition

Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.

Supposedly from the Modern Woman's Dictionary

Posted by Ken Sapp on January 29, 2008 10:36 PM | Link
Category: Humor
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