Wacky Warning Labels: Computers and Electronics

SGI computer
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Laser Printer Cartridge
Do not eat toner.

Television Owner’s Manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Cordless Phone
Do not put lit candles on phone.

Battery
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

Electronic Thermometer
Do not use orally after using rectally.

Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries
If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.

VCR
Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included.

12-inch rack for storing compact disks
Do not use as a ladder.

A CD player
Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.

TV Remote Control
Not dishwasher safe.

Laser Pointer
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

Camera
This camera only works when there is film inside.