Wacky Warning Labels: Personal Hygene

Dial soap
Directions: Use like regular soap

Deodorant
Do not use intimately.

Tampax Tampons
Remove used tampon before inserting a new one.

A sticker on a toilet at a public facility
Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.

Hotel Shower Cap
Fits one head.

A rock garden
Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth.

A box of birthday cake candles
DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.

Curling Iron
For external use only!

blanket from Taiwan
Not to be used as protection from a tornado.

Curling Iron
Warning: This product can burn eyes

Taiwanese shampoo
Use repeatedly for severe damage

Conair Pro Style 1600 hair dryer
WARNING: Do not use in shower. Never use while sleeping.

A flushable toilet brush
Do not use for personal hygiene.

A hand-held massager
Do not use while sleeping or unconscious.

A container of underarm deodorant
Caution: Do not spray in eyes.

A massage chair
DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.