Wacky Warning Labels: Transportation

Windshield Wash Fluid
Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Automobile Windshield cover
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield

Car Jack
For lifting purposes only

Cayman Airlines safety booklet
If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.

Bike Helmet Mirror
Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind you.

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

A can of windscreen de-icing spray
Spray works in sub-zero temperatures.

jet ski
Warning! Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

A snow sled
Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel:
Warning - Remove lock before driving.