Fractured Christmas Carols

No one can fracture a Christmas carol better than a kid. Unfortunately they sometimes get the words a little confused. Sing along with these new takes on old favorites:

Deck the Halls with Buddy Holly [Bows of Holly]
We three kings of porridge and tar [Orient are]
On the first day of Christmas my tulip gave to me [true love]
He's makin' a list, chicken and rice. Santa Clause is Coming to Town [Checking it twice]
Noel. Noel, Barney's the king of Israel. [Born is]
With the jelly toast proclaim [Heavenly Host]
Olive, the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names... [all of]
Frosty the Snowman is a ferret elf, I say [fairy tale they say]
Sleep in heavenly peas [Peace]
In the meadow we can build a snowman, Then pretend that he is sparse and brown [Parson Brown]
You'll go down in listerine [History]
Oh, what fun it is to ride with one horse, soap and hay [open sleigh]
Come, froggy faithful [all ye]
You'll tell Carol, "Be a skunk, I require"[Yuletide carol, fa la la la la lala la la]
Good tidings we bring to you and your kid [kin]