{"id":2797,"date":"2012-03-22T11:50:52","date_gmt":"2012-03-22T11:50:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2021-04-08T11:28:54","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T03:28:54","slug":"he-shows-up-palm-sunday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/he-shows-up-palm-sunday\/","title":{"rendered":"He Shows Up Palm Sunday"},"content":{"rendered":"

It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, Johnny stayed home from church with a babysitter.<\/p>\n

When the youth’s family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds.<\/p>\n

Johnny asked them what they were for.<\/p>\n

“People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by,” his father told him.<\/p>\n

“Wouldn’t you know it,” Johnny fumed, “the one Sunday I don’t go to church and Jesus shows up.”<\/p>\n

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It was Palm Sunday but because of a sore throat, Johnny stayed home from church with a babysitter. When the youth’s family returned home, they were carrying several palm fronds. Johnny asked them what they were for. “People held them over Jesus’ head as he walked by,” his father told him. “Wouldn’t you know it,” … Continue reading He Shows Up Palm Sunday<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t