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\"scoreboard.jpg\"Four ministers had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.<\/p>\n

One day, the odd pastor out, after the usual “3 to 1, majority rules” statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority.<\/p>\n

“Oh, Lord!” he cried. “I know in my heart that I am right and they are wrong! Please give me a sign to prove it to them!”<\/p>\n

It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the minister finished his prayer, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It rumbled once and dissolved.<\/p>\n

“A sign from God! See, I’m right, I knew it!”<\/p>\n

But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds form on hot days.<\/p>\n

So the pastor prayed again: “Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to show that I am right and they are wrong. So please, Lord, a bigger sign!”<\/p>\n

This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree on a nearby hill.<\/p>\n

“I told you I was right!” cried the minister, but his friends insisted that nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.<\/p>\n

The Pastor was getting ready to ask for a *very big* sign, but just as he said, “Oh God…,” the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, “HEEEEEEEE’S RIIIIIIIGHT!”<\/p>\n

The minister put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three, and said, “Well?!”<\/p>\n

“So,” shrugged one of the other pastors, “now it’s 3 to 2.”<\/p>\n

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