{"id":2808,"date":"2008-01-29T11:46:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-29T11:46:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=2808"},"modified":"2021-04-08T20:26:12","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T12:26:12","slug":"silly-signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/silly-signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sign at Railroad Station<\/em>
\n“Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.”<\/p>\n

Rest Stop in Wisconsin<\/em>
\n“Do not eat urinal cakes.”<\/p>\n

At a Santa Fe gas station:<\/em>
\n“We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.”<\/p>\n

In a New York restaurant:<\/em>
\n“Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.”<\/p>\n

On the wall of a Baltimore estate:<\/em>
\n“Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
\n–Sisters of Mercy”<\/p>\n

On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners:<\/em>
\n“38 years on the same spot.”<\/p>\n

In a Los Angeles dance hall:<\/em>
\n“Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.”<\/p>\n

In a Florida maternity ward:<\/em>
\n“No children allowed.”<\/p>\n

In a New York drugstore:<\/em>
\n“We dispense with accuracy.”<\/p>\n

In the offices of a loan company:<\/em>
\n“Ask about our plans for owning your home.”<\/p>\n

In a New York medical building:<\/em>
\n“Mental Health Prevention Center”<\/p>\n

On a New York convalescent home:<\/em>
\n“For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church.”<\/p>\n

On a Maine shop:<\/em>
\n“Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices, and workmanship.”<\/p>\n

At a number of military bases:<\/em>
\n“Restricted to unauthorized personnel.”<\/p>\n

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store:
\n<\/em>“Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.”<\/p>\n

In a funeral parlor:<\/em>
\n“Ask about our layaway plan.”<\/p>\n

In a clothing store:<\/em>
\n“Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.”<\/p>\n

In a Tacoma, Washington men’s clothing store:<\/em>
\n“15 men’s wool suits, $10. They won’t last an hour!”<\/p>\n

On a shopping mall marquee:<\/em>
\n“Archery Tournament — Ears pierced”<\/p>\n

Outside a country shop:<\/em>
\n“We buy junk and sell antiques.”<\/p>\n

In the window of an Oregon store:<\/em>
\n“Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here?”<\/p>\n

In a Maine restaurant:<\/em>
\n“Open 7 days a week and weekends.”<\/p>\n

On a radiator repair garage:<\/em>
\n“Best place to take a leak.”<\/p>\n

In the vestry of a New England church:<\/em>
\n“Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.”<\/p>\n

In a Pennsylvania cemetery:<\/em>
\n“Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.”<\/p>\n

On a roller coaster:<\/em>
\n“Watch your head.”<\/p>\n

On the grounds of a public school:<\/em>
\n“No trespassing without permission.”<\/p>\n

On a Tennessee highway:<\/em>
\n“When this sign is under water, this road is impassable.”<\/p>\n

In front of a New Hampshire car wash:<\/em>
\n“If you can’t read this, it’s time to wash your car.”<\/p>\n

And one for Valentine’s Day
\n<\/strong>On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards:<\/em>
\n“Now available in multi-packs.”<\/p>\n

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