{"id":2870,"date":"2005-11-03T12:39:02","date_gmt":"2005-11-03T12:39:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=2870"},"modified":"2021-04-09T13:52:13","modified_gmt":"2021-04-09T05:52:13","slug":"lost-in-the-park","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/lost-in-the-park\/","title":{"rendered":"Lost In The Park"},"content":{"rendered":"

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and
\ngrandpa Morris gets out.<\/p>\n

The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said
\nthat he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.<\/p>\n

“Morris”, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for
\nover 30 years! So how could you get lost ? ”<\/p>\n

Leaning close to grandma, so that the policeman couldn’t hear.
\nMorris whispered, “I wasn’t lost…..I was just too tired to walk home.”<\/p>\n

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A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home. “Morris”, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for over 30 years! So how could you … Continue reading Lost In The Park<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t