{"id":2917,"date":"2006-01-25T13:18:49","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T13:18:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=2917"},"modified":"2021-04-09T00:17:53","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T16:17:53","slug":"points-to-ponder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/points-to-ponder\/","title":{"rendered":"Points to Ponder"},"content":{"rendered":"

* Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
\n* Is infancy a sin for infants if adultery is a sit for adults?
\n* How do I set my laser printer on stun?
\n* How is it possible to have a civil war?
\n* If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
\n* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to also?
\n* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
\n* If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
\n* If you’re born again, do you have 2 belly buttons?
\n* If you ate pasta and antipasta, which have you done?
\n* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
\n* Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
\n* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
\n* What happens when none of your bees wax?
\n* If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole plane made of this material?
\n* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
\n* If most car accidents occur within 5 miles of home, why doesn’t everyone move?<\/p>\n

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