{"id":2988,"date":"2005-11-07T14:23:08","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T14:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=2988"},"modified":"2021-04-09T13:50:40","modified_gmt":"2021-04-09T05:50:40","slug":"the-turkey-shot-out-of-the-oven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/the-turkey-shot-out-of-the-oven\/","title":{"rendered":"The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"turkey2.jpg\"The Turkey shot out of the oven
\nand rocketed in to the air;
\nIt knocked every plate off the table
\nand partly demolished a chair.
\nIt ricocheted into a corner
\nand burst with a deafening boom,
\nThen splattered all over the kitchen,
\ncompletely obscuring the room.
\nIt stuck to the walls and the windows,
\nit totally coated the floor,
\nThere was turkey attached to the ceiling,
\nwhere there had never been turkey before..
\nIt blanketed every appliance,
\nit smeared every saucer and bowl;
\nThere wasn’t a way I could stop it;
\nthat turkey was out of control.
\nI scraped and I scraped with displeasure
\nand thought with chagrin as I mopped,
\nThat I would never again stuff a turkey
\nwith popcorn that hadn’t been popped<\/p>\n

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The Turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed in to the air; It knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, Then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the windows, it … Continue reading The Turkey Shot Out of the Oven<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t