{"id":3026,"date":"2009-11-16T15:05:17","date_gmt":"2009-11-16T15:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=3026"},"modified":"2021-04-08T19:27:59","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T11:27:59","slug":"turkey-riddles-for-thanksgiving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/turkey-riddles-for-thanksgiving\/","title":{"rendered":"Turkey Riddles for Thanksgiving"},"content":{"rendered":"

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
\nIf your father could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!<\/p>\n

Why do Pilgrims have trouble keeping their pants up?
\n‘Cause they wear their belts on their hats!<\/p>\n

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
\nChickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!<\/p>\n

What is the Turkey’s favorite black tie celebration?
\nThe Butter Ball<\/p>\n

What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
\nA turkey sand-witch<\/p>\n

What kind of music did Pilgrims listen to?
\nPlymouth Rock<\/p>\n

Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
\nThe outside<\/p>\n

Why do turkeys eat so little?
\nBecause they are always stuffed<\/p>\n

Why did the turkey cross the road?
\nIt was the chicken’s day off.<\/p>\n

What key has legs and can’t open doors?
\nTur-key.<\/p>\n

What sound does a space turkey make?
\nHubble, hubble, hubble.<\/p>\n

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
\nI’ll tell you at Christmas.<\/p>\n

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