{"id":3027,"date":"2007-01-09T15:05:19","date_gmt":"2007-01-09T15:05:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=3027"},"modified":"2021-04-08T22:07:43","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T14:07:43","slug":"top-ten-things-youll-never-hear-a-dad-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/top-ten-things-youll-never-hear-a-dad-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Top ten things you’ll never hear a dad say"},"content":{"rendered":"

10. Well, how ’bout that? I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for directions.<\/p>\n

9. You know Pumpkin, now that you’re thirteen, you’ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won’t that be fun?<\/p>\n

8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain hostile attitude. I like that.<\/p>\n

7. Here’s a credit card and the keys to my new car. GO CRAZY!!<\/p>\n

6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating’s not good enough for you, son?<\/p>\n

5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend. You might want to consider throwing a party.<\/p>\n

4. Well, I don’t know what’s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies–ya know–that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks.<\/p>\n

3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring. Now quit your belly-aching, and let’s go to the mall.<\/p>\n

2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend.<\/p>\n

1. What do I want for my birthday? Aahh — don’t worry about that. It’s no big deal. (Okay, they might say it. But they don’t mean it)<\/p>\n

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