{"id":6539,"date":"2012-07-09T23:01:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-09T15:01:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=6539"},"modified":"2016-11-10T17:16:19","modified_gmt":"2016-11-10T09:16:19","slug":"signs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/humor\/signs\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs"},"content":{"rendered":"

This are supposedly real signs that didn't quite have the effect intended.<\/p>\n

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Sign in a laundromat:<\/em><\/div>\n
Automatic washing machines: Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out<\/div>\n
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Sign in an office:<\/em><\/div>\n
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken<\/div>\n
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Sign in an office:<\/em><\/div>\n
After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board<\/div>\n
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Sign outside a secondhand shop:<\/em><\/div>\n
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines etc.  Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?<\/div>\n
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Sign outside a new town hall which was to be opened by the Prince of Wales:<\/em><\/div>\n
The town hall is closed until opening. It will remain closed after being opened. Open tomorrow.<\/div>\n
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Sign outside a photographer's studio:<\/em><\/div>\n
Out to lunch: If not back by five, out for dinner also<\/div>\n
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Sign outside a disco:<\/em><\/div>\n
Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.<\/div>\n
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Sign warning of quicksand:<\/em><\/div>\n
Quicksand.  Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the district council.<\/div>\n
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Notice sent to residents of a Whiltshire Parish:<\/em><\/div>\n
Due to increasing problems with letter louts and vandals we must ask anyone with relatives buried in the graveyard to do their best to keep them in order<\/div>\n
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Notice in a dry cleaner's window:<\/em><\/div>\n
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.<\/div>\n
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Notice in health food shop window:<\/em><\/div>\n
Closed due to illness<\/div>\n
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Spotted in a safari park:<\/em><\/div>\n
Elephants please stay in your car<\/div>\n
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Seen during a conference:<\/em><\/div>\n
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor<\/div>\n
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Notice in a field:<\/em><\/div>\n
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges<\/div>\n
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Message on a leaflet:<\/em><\/div>\n
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons<\/div>\n
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Sign on a repair shop door:<\/em><\/div>\n
We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door – the bell doesn't work)<\/div>\n
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Spotted in a toilet in a london office block:<\/em><\/div>\n
Toilet out of order.  Please use floor below.<\/div>\n

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