{"id":7166,"date":"2012-08-23T23:47:40","date_gmt":"2012-08-23T15:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/?p=7166"},"modified":"2012-08-31T12:18:49","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T04:18:49","slug":"road-kill-grill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.creativeyouthideas.com\/resources\/devotional\/road-kill-grill\/","title":{"rendered":"Road Kill Grill"},"content":{"rendered":"

Had a chuckle a couple of weeks back when this image of a dead raccoon was painted over on the\u00a0Franklin Road in Johnstown, Pennsylvania, USA. \u00a0Reminded me of this menu that was circulating on the internet many years ago.<\/p>\n

\"Roadkill<\/p>\n

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The Roadkill Grill Menu<\/h1>\n

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“A Taste of the Wild”<\/em><\/h2>\n

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Appetizers<\/h2>\n
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  • Fried Deer Hide<\/li>\n
  • Rigger Mortis Tortoise<\/li>\n
  • Awesome Possom Blossom<\/li>\n
  • Critter Fritters<\/li>\n
  • Bug Juice Soup<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

    “Fender Lickin’ Good” Entrees:<\/h2>\n
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    • Chunk of Skunk<\/li>\n
    • Rack of Racoon<\/li>\n
    • Smear of Deer<\/li>\n
    • Cheap Sheep<\/li>\n
    • Flat Cat<\/li>\n
    • Wreck of Lamb<\/li>\n
    • Squeal Parmigiana<\/li>\n
    • Robin on the Hood<\/li>\n
    • Alley Cat-serole<\/li>\n
    • Baked Chicken<\/li>\n
    • Squiche Lorraine<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n

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Canine Cuisines<\/h2>\n

(“Eat like a hog when you taste our dog!”)<\/em><\/h3>\n