Category Archives: Humor

Ken’s favorite jokes and funny stories to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to face. They also add a little life to your youth talks

Wacky Warning Labels: Pets and Pests

Dog Shampoo
Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish

Insect Spray from New Zealand
This product not tested on animals

Insect Spray
Warning – this spray is harmful to bees

Rat Poison
Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice.

Bottle of dried bobcat urine used to keep pests away from garden plants
Not for human consumption.

An electric cattle prod
For use on animals only.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Fire Hazard?

Cigarette Lighter
Do not light the flame near the face.

smoke detector
Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.

An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

A popular manufactured fireplace log
Caution – Risk of Fire.

Butane Lighter
Warning: Flame may cause fire.

Fireplace Lighter
Use caution when using near fire, flame, or sparks.

Fire Alarm System
There shall be three (3) access levels with level 4 being the highest level.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Medication

Children’s cough medicine
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

Midol PMS
Warning: do not use if you have prostate problems.

Sleeping Pill Prescription
Warning: drug may cause sleepiness.

Nytol
Warning: may cause drowsiness.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Tools

Hammer
Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.

Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

A heat gun and paint remover that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees
Do not use this tool as a hair dryer

An electric router made for carpenters
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

A snowblower warns
Do not use snowthrower on roof.

Bungee cord
USE EXTREME CAUTION when stretching cord over load. Keep face and other vulnerable body parts away from potential cord rebound path.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Toys and Kids

Rubber Ball
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Baby Stroller
Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.

A popular scooter for children
This product moves when used.

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

A packet of juggling balls
This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA.

Bat Man The Animated Series Armor Set
PARENT: Please exercise caution—mask and chest plate are not protective; cape does not enable wearer to fly.

Halloween Superman Costume
This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly.

Frisbee
Warning: May contain small parts.

Silly Putty
WARNING: Not for use as earplugs.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Household Appliances

Microwave Oven
Do not use for drying pets.

The label on an electric hand blender
Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.

Dishwasher
Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.

A Bathroom Heater
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Rowenta Iron
Warning! Never iron clothes on the body.

Heated Seat Cushion
Warning: Do not use on eyes.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Computers and Electronics

SGI computer
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Laser Printer Cartridge
Do not eat toner.

Television Owner’s Manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Cordless Phone
Do not put lit candles on phone.

Battery
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

Electronic Thermometer
Do not use orally after using rectally.

Ray-O-Vac Renewal AA Batteries
If swallowed or lodged in ear or nose see doctor.

VCR
Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included.

12-inch rack for storing compact disks
Do not use as a ladder.

A CD player
Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.

TV Remote Control
Not dishwasher safe.

Laser Pointer
Do not look into laser with remaining eye.

Camera
This camera only works when there is film inside.

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Bump, Bump, Bump

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a “BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…” behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him… “BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…” The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces after him faster…faster… BUMP…BUMP…BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks it behind him. The coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping BUMP …BUMP …BUMP on the heels of the terrified man. The man rushes upstairs to the bathroom and locks himself in, heart pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down the door, coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, reaches for something, anything…all he can find is a box of cough drops which he throws at the coffin…and the coffin stops!!!

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Wacky Warning Labels: Transportation

Windshield Wash Fluid
Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Automobile Windshield cover
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield

Car Jack
For lifting purposes only

Cayman Airlines safety booklet
If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.

Bike Helmet Mirror
Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind you.

A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow
Not intended for highway use.

A can of windscreen de-icing spray
Spray works in sub-zero temperatures.

jet ski
Warning! Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft.

A snow sled
Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.

On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel:
Warning – Remove lock before driving.

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Wacky Warning Labels: Food

warning_coffee_mug.jpgCoffee Cup
Caution: Hot beverages are hot!

Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert
Do not turn upside down. (printed on bottom of the box)

Package of Dice
Not for human consumption.

Breath Savers
Not for weight control.

Japanese food processor
Not to be used for the other use.

Pack of Peanuts
Open packet and eat contents.

Fruit Roll-ups
Peel fruit from cellophane before eating.

Grapes
Please store in the cold section of the refrigerator.

Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding
Product will be hot after heating.

Swann frozen dinners
Serving suggestion: Defrost.

Soft Drink
Twist top off with hands. Throw top away. Do not put top in mouth.

Sainsbury’s Peanuts
Warning: contains nuts

Pop-Tarts
Warning: Pastry Filling May Be Hot When Heated.

Fritos
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

On a bottle-top of a flavored milk drink
After opening, keep upright.

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