Not Yet

A man and wife who are both fanciers of antiques, pottery and china enter a little china shop in Sussex, England. Their eyes single out a little teacup on the top shelf.
“May I see that?” he asked. “I’ve never seen a teacup like it. Its beautiful!”
But suddenly the teacup spoke! “You don’t understand…I haven’t always been a teacup. There was a time that I was red…and I was clay. My master took me and rolled me…and patted me over…and over…and over. I yelled out, ‘Let me alone!’ But he only smiled and said: ‘Not yet.'”
“Then I was placed on a spinning wheel,” the teacup said. “Suddenly I was spun around…and around…and around. ‘Stop it…I’m getting dizzy!’ I screamed.”
“The master only nodded and said: ‘Not yet.'”
“Then he put me in an oven…I’ve never felt such heat. I wondered why he wanted to burn me…and I yelled…and I knocked on the door. I could see him through the opening…and I could read his lips as he shook his head: ‘Not yet.'”
“Finally the door did open…whew! He put me up on the shelf…and I began to cool. ‘There…that’s better, I said.'”
“Then suddenly he brushed me…and painted me all over. The fumes were horrible…and I thought I would gag: ‘Stop it…stop it!’ I cried. He only nodded: ‘Not yet.'”
“Then suddenly he put me back into an oven…not the first one…but one twice as hot. I knew I would suffocate. I begged…I pleaded…I screamed…I cried. All the time I could see him through the opening…nodding his head and saying: ‘Not yet.'”
“Then I knew there was no hope…and I would never make it. I was ready to give up. But the door opened…and he took me out…and he placed me on a shelf. One hour later…he handed me a mirror and said: ‘Look at yourself.'”
“And I did…and I said: ‘That’s not me…it couldn’t be me! I’m beautiful!'”
“‘I want you to remember’, he then said, ‘I know it hurt to be rolled and patted…but if I had left you…you would have dried up. I know it made you dizzy to spin you around on the wheel…but if I had stopped…you would have crumbled. I know it hurt…and it was hot and disagreeable in the oven…but if I hadn’t put you there…you would have cracked. I know the fumes were bad when I brushed you…and painted you all over, but you see…if I hadn’t done that…you would never have hardened. There would have been no color to your life. And if I hadn’t put you back in the second oven…you would not have survived for very long…and the hardness would not have held. Now you’re a finished product…. You’re what I had in mind when I first began with you!'”

Source: Ben Haden, Changed Lives (Chattanooga, Tennessee: Ben Haden Evangelical Association, Inc., 1973), pp. 15-16.


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Kids Sunday School Website

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The Weight of A Prayer

A PARABLE

A poorly dressed woman approached the owner of the store in a most humble manner and asked if he would let her charge a few groceries.

She softly explained that her husband was very ill and unable to work, they had seven children and they needed food. John Longhouse, the grocer scoffed at her and requested that she leave his store.

Visualizing the family needs, she said: ‘Please, sir! I will bring you the money just as soon as I can.”

John told her he could not give her credit, as she did not have a charge account at his store.

Standing beside the counter was a customer who overheard the conversation between the two. The customer walked forward and told the grocer that he would stand good for whatever she needed for her family.

The grocer said in a very reluctant voice, “Do you have a grocery list?

Louise replied, “Yes sir”

“O.K.” he said, “put your grocery list on the scales and whatever your grocery list weighs, I will give you that amount in groceries.”

Louise, hesitated a moment with a bowed head, then she reached into her purse and took out a piece of paper and scribbled something on it. She then laid the piece of paper on the scale carefully with her head still bowed.

The eyes of the grocer and the customer showed amazement when the scales went down and stayed down.

The grocer, staring at the scales, turned slowly to the customer and said begrudgingly, “I can’t believe it.”

The customer smiled and the grocer started putting the groceries on the other side of the scales. The scale did not balance so he continued to put more and more groceries on them until the scales would hold no more.

The grocer stood there in utter disgust. Finally, he grabbed the piece of paper from the scales and looked at it with greater amazement.

It was not a grocery list, it was a prayer, which said:
“Dear Lord, you know my Needs and I am leaving this in your hands”.

The grocer gave her the groceries that he had gathered and stood in stunned silence. Louise thanked him and left the store.

The customer handed a fifty-dollar bill to the grocer and said,
“It was worth every penny of it.”

Only God Knows how much a prayer weighs.

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Grasping the Universe

The human mind is not capable of grasping the Universe. It is like a little child entering a huge library. The walls are covered to the ceilings with books in many different tongues. The child knows that someone must have written these books. It does not know who or how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. But the child notes a definite plan in the arrangement of the books…a mysterious order, which it does not comprehend, but only dimly suspects.

Albert Einstein

Shared Vision

Group Size: any number
Time: 5 minutes.
Applications: Vision, Goals, Objectives.

Materials
Pencil or Pen and sheet of paper for each participant

Activity
Say “You are going to now be given a test. Your performance on this test will determine your future in this organisation. I am going to give you a pair of words or phrases and you are to choose the correct answer from each pair and write it down.”

Read each set of choices a couple of times.
Answer any questions by simply saying “Write down the correct answer.”

  1. Red or green
  2. Purple or blue
  3. Horizontal or Vertical
  4. Stars or planets
  5. 5 or 50
  6. Up in the Air or Down on the ground
  7. Metal or cloth

After you have finished reading the various choices, select a couple of participants and ask them read their answers out. Let them know how many they have gotten correct.

Debrief

  • Ask “How did you feel about this performance test?” (frustrated, confused, didn’t make sense, not enough information, unfair)
  • Ask if anybody knows the correct answers?

(The correct answers will relate to the American Flag – Change the choices based on your own national flag)

Invite the participants to imagine the national flag.

Quickly run through the choices again – with the whole group responding out loud.

DEBRIEF
What does this activity mean to you?

KEY CONCEPT: A SHARED VISION

  • We tend to get frustrated when we don’t have the complete picture.
  • Our choices are easy when everyone shares the same vision.
  • We need to share the vision, the goal, the big picture with people when we give them tasks so that they can make the right choices when decisions arise.
  • We can make the right choices by seeing which options align with the vision.

Business Application:

  • Do you delegate tasks without sharing the vision of what this task will accomplish?
  • How do your gifts, talents, skills and abilities contribute the the big picture in your company?

Personal Application:

  • Do you have a dream, a goal for your life that guides your important decisions?
  • Are your decisions decided by the whim of the moment or do they bring you closer to your dream?

Spiritual Application:

  • What is your place in this world?
  • Do you know the Creator’s plan for your life?

Relationships Application:

  • Do you have problems with communication because you lack a shared vision?
  • Do you make decisions in relationships based on your vision of what others need and want? How would this change the decisions you make?

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Student Excuses

ACTUAL PARENTAL EXCUSES received by schools

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling):
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.
Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea and his boots leak.
Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.
Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father’s fault.
I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don’t know what size she wear.
Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
Sally won’t be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.

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Old Testament Men Trivia

Old Testament Men Trivia – ©2002 – Ken Sapp
1.a Who is the oldest person in the Bible?
(Methuselah). Genesis 5:27
1.b For extra points, how old was he?
( 969)
2. Who was one of the fattest men in the Old Testament?
(Eglon, King of Moab). Judges 3:17-23
3. Who put on a goatskin disguise?
This smooth-skinned man tricked his father into giving him the blessing that had been saved for his hairy elder brother Esau by putting goatskins on his hands and part of his neck.
(Jacob) Genesis 27:1-40
4. This was one of the most talented men in the Bible. He was a super strong shepherd. He killed a lion with his bare hands. He composed music and wrote poems. He killed a giant. He was Israel’s most successful king.
(King David) 1 Samuel 17
5. One of the Old Testament judges wanted God to tell him that he would save Israel. To find out, he put a fleece outside overnight. If there was dew on the fleece but not on the ground, the answer was yes. He got his answer but he still was not sure. He then asked for dew to be on the ground but not on the fleece. This happened to whom?
(Gideon) Judges 6:36-40.
6. What father almost sacrificed his own son: Abraham, David, Lot, Aaron?
(Abraham)
7. I was very old when I became a Dad, But God had promised I’d have a son, I was the Father of Many Nations, Beginning with the Jewish one, Who am I?
(Abraham)
8. I was such a little man, That I could hardly see, And so I climbed a tree that day, To see Jesus but he saw me. Who am I?
(Zacchaeus)
9. I was the first but not the last -Many have walked this earth, But I didn’t begin the same as you –
To me no one gave birth. Who am I?
(Adam)


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Find Father’s Tie

Game Description
Students must find the tie that has been hidden in the room.

Game Materials
a necktie. You can also cut out a small necktie and color it.

Optimal Group Size
Any size group.

Game Venue
Anyplace

Game Preparation
None

Game Play 

  1. Choose one student to be the father. This student sits in a chair at the front of the room with his or her eyes closed.
  2. The tie should go beneath the chair.
  3. Choose another student to remove the tie and hide it somewhere in the classroom.
  4. After the tie is hidden, all students call “Daddy, Daddy, come on! Let’s go! Hurry, please. We don’t want to be late!”
  5. The student turns and “discovers” his or her missing tie. He or she wants to find the tie before leaving, but has only one minute in which to do it.
  6. He or she may ask up to ten yes or no questions before attempting to guess the location of the tie. (Is it up high? Is it behind something? Is it near the books? etc.)
  7. If he or she guesses correctly, he or she remains the father for another turn. If he or she guesses incorrectly, the student who hid the tie becomes the father.

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Father’s Day Discussion

  1. Why is Father’s Day celebrated? Why is such a day good/beneficial?
  2. How old was your father when he got married? At what age do most men in our country get married?
  3. In our culture, what are a father’s duties to his children? to his wife? to his parents? to his community?
  4. What does your father do?
  5. What are your father’s hobbies?
  6. What makes a good father?
  7. What makes a bad father?
  8. What is your favorite memory of your father?
  9. What do you like best about your father?
  10. How can you show your love for your father?
  11. How can you show your father you appreciate him?

Variation
“My Father is the best Because… ”
Each student is given one minute to give as many reasons as possible why his or her father is the best father in the world.

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When God Created Fathers

When the good Lord was creating fathers, He started with a tall frame. And a female angel nearby said, “What kind of father is that? If you’re going to make children so close to the ground, why have you put fathers up so high? He won’t be able to shoot marbles without kneeling, tuck a child in bed without bending, or even kiss a child without a lot of stooping.”

And God smiled and said, “Yes, but if I make him child size, who would children have to look up to?”

And when God made a father’s hands, they were large and sinewy.

And the angel shook her head sadly and said, “Do You know what You’re doing? Large hands are clumsy. They can’t manage diaper pins, small buttons, rubber bands on pony tails or even remove splinters caused by baseball bats.”

God smiled and said, “I know, but they’re large enough to hold everything a small boy empties from his pockets at the end of a day…yet small enough to cup a child’s face.”

Then God molded long, slim legs and broad shoulders.

The angel nearly had a heart attack. “Boy, this is the end of the week, all right,” she clucked. “Do You realize You just made a father without a lap? How is he going to pull a child close to him without the kid falling between his legs?”

God smiled and said, “A mother needs a lap. A father needs strong shoulders to pull a sled, balance a boy on a bicycle or hold a sleepy head on the way home from the circus.”

God was in the middle of creating two of the largest feet anyone had ever seen when the angel could contain herself no longer. “That’s not fair. Do You honestly think those large boats are going to dig out of bed early in the morning when the baby cries? Or walk through a small birthday party without crushing at least three of the guests?”

And God smiled and said, “They’ll work. You’ll see. They’ll support a small child who wants to “ride a horse to Banbury Cross” or scare off mice at the summer cabin, or display shoes that will be a challenge to fill.”

God worked throughout the night, giving the father few words, but a firm authoritative voice; eyes that see everything, but remain calm and tolerant.

Finally, almost as an afterthought, He added tears. Then He turned to the angel and said, “Now are you satisfied that he can love as much as a mother?”

And the angel shutteth up!

Author: By Erma Bombeck

 

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