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A middle-aged woman posted her Christmas wish list on the refrigerator door so her husband would be sure not to miss it.<\/p>\n

Rather than listing certain items of desire, she simply wanted her husband to use a little romantic creativity and so requested, “this year, get me something that will make me look beautiful for you.”<\/p>\n

When Christmas rolled around, she expected to open a package with some expensive clothing inside. To her surprise, he gave her an exercise bike.<\/p>\n

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