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The pastor of second church decided that could not harm the squirrels, so that humanely trapped them and set them free outside of town. Three days later, they were back.<\/p>\n

The third church succeeded in keeping the pest away. The pastor baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the church. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.<\/p>\n

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