Wacky Warning Labels: Fire Hazard?

Cigarette Lighter
Do not light the flame near the face.

smoke detector
Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.

An “Aim-n-Flame” fireplace lighter
Do not use near fire, flame or sparks.

A popular manufactured fireplace log
Caution – Risk of Fire.

Butane Lighter
Warning: Flame may cause fire.

Fireplace Lighter
Use caution …

Wacky Warning Labels: Tools

Hammer
Caution: Do not use this hammer to strike any solid object.

Swedish chain saw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

A heat gun and paint remover that produces temperatures of 1,000 degrees
Do not use this tool as a hair dryer

An electric router made for carpenters
This product not intended for use as …

Wacky Warning Labels: Toys and Kids

Rubber Ball
Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball.

Baby Stroller
Warning: Remove child before folding baby stroller.

A popular scooter for children
This product moves when used.

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

A packet of juggling balls
This product contains small granules …

Wacky Warning Labels: Household Appliances

Microwave Oven
Do not use for drying pets.

The label on an electric hand blender
Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.

Dishwasher
Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.

A Bathroom Heater
This product is not to be used in bathrooms.

Rowenta Iron
Warning! Never iron clothes on the body.…

Wacky Warning Labels: Computers and Electronics

SGI computer
Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers.

Laser Printer Cartridge
Do not eat toner.

Television Owner’s Manual
Do not pour liquids into your television set.

Cordless Phone
Do not put lit candles on phone.

Battery
Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use.

Electronic Thermometer
Do not use orally after using …

Bump, Bump, Bump

A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a “BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…” behind him. Walking faster, he looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him… “BUMP…BUMP…BUMP…” The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin bounces after him faster…faster… BUMP…BUMP…BUMP. He runs up to …

Wacky Warning Labels: Transportation

Windshield Wash Fluid
Cannot be made non-poisonous.

Automobile Windshield cover
Caution: Never drive with the cover on your windshield

Car Jack
For lifting purposes only

Cayman Airlines safety booklet
If you are seated in an exit aisle and are unable to read this, please ask a stewardess to reseat you.

Bike Helmet Mirror
Remember: Objects in mirror are actually behind …