Try to understand that the cat is from Venus, and I am from Mars.
I will try to leave the cat alone, once in a while.
I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.
Call PETA and tell them what that surgical mask-wearing freak does to us when no one is around.
Take time from busy schedule to stop and smell the behinds.
To always scoot before licking.
Grow opposable thumb; break into pantry; decide for MYSELF how much food is *too* much.
January 1st: Kill the sock! Must kill the sock! January 2nd – December 31st: Re-live victory over the sock.
I will NOT chase the damned stick unless I see it LEAVE HIS HAND.
Next time I fart I will not whimper – so that someone else gets the blame
I will worry less about things I can’t eat and play with
To smell more things that look interesting
To pick more fights with shoes and pillows
To take more opportunities to forget what I am doing and nap instead
Pay more attention to fallen cactus to avoid owies on the walk.
To hog the bed; stretch & spread out; hog the covers.
Stretch out on the couch in such a way where there’s no room for peoples or the pets
Only reserve kisses for times after making a public display of licking my butt or burping.
Counter surf more discreetly.
Have my way with the roll of toilet paper. Drag and decorate DIY style throughout the house. Martha Stewart would be proud.
Greet strangers with gusto. (Notice ME!)
Wag more, bark less.
Have a torrid one-night stand with a street mutt.
I will stay out of the trash, off the counters, and certainly never eat snacks from my boy’s backpack.
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