Which one doesn’t belong?

Children’s Sermon Description
A manger scene, also known as a nativity scene, serves as a creative object lesson in this Children’s Sermon which teaches children that Jesus is the most important element of Christmas.

christmas_nativity2.jpgMaterials:
Classic Manger Scene containing:

  • A manger
  • Shepherds
  • Animals
  • Mary
  • Joseph
  • The Wisemen
  • A stable
  • Baby Jesus

Add a small Santa figurine of the same size …

Santa Suit Relay

santa_suit.jpgChristmas Party Game Description
This Creative Christmas Party Idea requires participants to dress up as Santa.

Game Materials
A Christmas Santa suit should consist of a minimum of:

  • Santa Hat
  • Thick winter Gloves (red if possible)
  • A heavy Coat (red?)
  • a very large pair of black boots

Optional items:

  • A large red sack stuffed with newspaper
  • White cotton for a

3 stages of Man

christmas_santa_face.jpgThe 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn’t believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.

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Where Do Reindeer Come From?

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The Era Leader (weekly paper from Franklinton, LA) Christmas edition asked preschoolers the question “Where does Santa get his reindeer?”

Kristen-Age 4
“He gets ’em over by the church. There’s a big one named Rudolph over there right now. Did you know they like to eat Cowboy Beans?”

Breanna-Age 4
“They come from berry bushes. They can fly if they …

Wacky Warning Labels: Misc

Christmas lights
For indoor or outdoor use only.

6×10 inch inflatable picture frame
Not to be used as a personal flotation device.

Milk Crate
Theft of this container is a crime.

A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks
Harmful if swallowed.

cocktail napkin with a map of the waterways around Hilton Head, South Carolina
Not to be used …

Student Excuses

ACTUAL PARENTAL EXCUSES received by schools

These are actual excuse notes from parents (including original spelling):
My son is under a doctor’s care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.
Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, …