A church was preparing for Christmas services. The pastor decided he wanted a banner made for the entryway and had a parishioner call the sign company.
The parishioner told the man on the phone the “message” he wanted and the “dimensions” needed for the entryway.
The sign came back a few days later… “Unto Mary Jesus was born, six feet long and two feet wide.”
[Source: Forwarded to Mikey’s Funnies (http://www.mikeysfunnies.com) by Scott Sanderson]
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