“Some years ago at the opening of a disarmament conference, in the midst of a speech of King George of England, someone tripped over the wires of the Columbia Broadcasting Company, tearing them loose and interrupting service. The chief operator quickly grasped the loose wires in his bare hands, holding them in contact, and for 20 minutes the current passed …
A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie’s house, and
grandpa Morris gets out.
The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said
that he was lost in the park…and couldn’t find his way home.
“Morris”, said grandma, ” You’ve been going to that park for
over 30 years! So how could you get lost ? ”
Leaning …
Materials
1. Pumpkin
2. Cold -cooked spaghetti
3. Candy
Preparation
1. Cut a circle in the top of the pumpkin and remove the stem and set it aside.
2. Scoop out the pumpkin and set the seeds aside. (They can be roasted for a great snack)
3. Draw a face on the pumpkin with a black marker pen.
4. Boil …
A three-year old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed
the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, “Son, your shoes are on the wrong feet.” He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, “Don’t kid me, Mom. I KNOW they’re my feet.”
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On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher …
10. You announce the sermon is from Galatians … and everyone checks the table of contents.
9. They think Abraham, Isaac & Jacob may have had a few hit songs during the 60’s.
8. They open to the Gospel of Luke and a WWII Savings Bond falls out.
7. Their favorite Old Testament patriarch is Hercules.
6. A small family …
A woman was asked by a co-worker, “What is it like to be a Christian”?
The co-worker replied, “It is like being a pumpkin.
God picks you from the patch, brings you in, and washes all the dirt off of you. Then he cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff. He removes the seeds of doubt, …
Look ahead to the next lesson.
As soon as one lesson has been taught, you should be looking ahead to the next one.
1. Write the topic on a post-it note and stick it someplace you will see each day. Then as you go through the week, you will be amazed at the things you find in daily life that …
“So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work, Frodo, than the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the ring. In which case you also were meant …
Materials
Gather as many first-, second-, and third-place ribbons as you can. You’ll need a Bible, too. Draw some ribbons if you don’t have manufactored ones. You can also buy blue, red, and white ribbon to make your own prize ribbons.
Activity
Your plan will be to give away as many prizes and awards as possible during the class period. …
There was this magician of some repute who was hired to do his act aboard a cruise ship. He had been there for several years and since the crowd was in continual change he did the same act over and over.
One day the Captain bought a parrot and over the months brought the parrot with him to see the