“Mother of all jobs”
An exhilaratively exhausting profession, exceedingly rewarding and exhaustively expensive. Guarantees educational and medical debts.
The work hours require 24 hour-a-day, seven day a week attention with unexplained and unprogrammed emergency calls. Warning: occupationally hazardous to your health, lasting a lifetime. No previous experience needed.
Apply at the labor department, Ob-gyn ward of the hospital of your choice.
Reference needed: one qualified, encouraging, husband, who is willing to join you in this venture, no experience needed.
Benefits: The product of your labor is a one of a kind, designer gift from God and responds to a lifetime of love, attention, and nourishment. Batteries not required. No exchanges or refunds accepted.
Book of instruction: The book of Proverbs, The Holy Bible.
Holiday CollectionGames and Activities in Celebration of common Holidays.
Creative Holiday Ideas has over 300 pages of ideas to help you plan your next New Year’s Day, Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Halloween or Fall Festival, and Thanksgiving event. If you’ve ever wondered what you’re going to do for all these holidays and how you’re going to do it, this resource is for you.
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