Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship? The other two danger zones are teaching your mate to drive and wallpapering.
As a service to our dear readers, we rush to print with an emergency list of Things Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.
~ “You’ve got two red lights right next to each other, goober. You’re supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow, red, red, green, blue…”
~ “Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try.”
~ “What on earth do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knots?”
~ “Give me that.”
~ “You’ve got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the top.”
~ “I don’t care if you have found another two strings, I’m done!”
~ “You’ve just wound ’em around and around – I thought we agreed it shouldn’t look like a perfect spiral this year?”
~ “Have you been drinking?”
~ “Where’s the cat?”
~ “If you’re not going to do it right, don’t do it at all. Don’t just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You’re worse than your father.”
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